Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells
Parody lyrics by Bryan Flamig

Riding up the trail
On a heavy mountain bike
Over the hills we go
Slower than we would like

Rusted gears and chains
Giving us a fright
Oh what fun it is to ride
This mountain top at night

Shifting gears, shifting gears
Shifting gears? No way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In granny low all day

Single file, single file
Please keep to the right
Oh what fun it is to ride
This mountain top at night

Merry Christmas to all and have a wonderful holiday!